Now before you do anything read this! There is something that really upsets me. And it is bad homosexual jokes. It shocks me that in this age of being politically correct and knowing we can’t tell the black jokes or polish jokes or dumb women jokes that people told a few decades ago, that we STILL tell really homophobic jokes. Even fellow gay men.
Why do people tell gay jokes that focus on fudge packing, or AIDS, Skittles, or limp-wristed men? There are good gay jokes that play on the way gay men are without insulting us or promoting the stereotypes.
Here is a good gay joke.
“So there were two men sitting in a bar and this gorgeous woman walks in. One of them can’t stop staring at her. They other say, ‘You’re not thinking of going straight on me are you?’ And the other says, ‘Nope. But every now I see a woman like that I wish I had been born a lesbian!'”
Now that is dedicated homosexuality when the only way he thinks he could be sexual with a woman is if he were a woman!”
Here are some VERY bad gay jokes:
Q: What does one gerbil say to another gerbil when they walk by a gay bar?
A: “Wanna get shitfaced?”
Q: What did one gay sperm say to another?
A: “How do we find an egg in all of this shit?”
Q: What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair?
A: Roll Aids.
I mean, really?? And gay men *told* me these jokes! I was horrified. I did not laugh.
I need some GOOD gay jokes that don’t insult who we are as gay men. NOTHING about shit! NOTHING about AIDS!
You all have helped before! You’ve come up with great ones!
I am all out of good gay jokes. Please help me! There might even be a prize in it for you if I pick your joke to use in my final book!
Thanks and hoping I hear from you!
Ben / B.G. Thomas