So the first thing I notice is that we have no friends in common….
Me: Hey there. Are you one of my readers?
Fatou: What readers you talking about?
Me: You requested my friendship. We have no friends in common. So naturally I assumed you read my gay romances.
Fatou: Are you gay?
Me: Well, duh!!
Fatou: From which country?
Me: I’m from the USA
Fatou: I am an army woman from and would want to be your best friend if you wouldn’t mind San Francisco
Me: (like I would mind San Francisco) You sent me a friend request and you want to be my best friend and you didn’t know what country I’m from and that I’m gay?
Fatou: Oh are you gay?
I’m a lesbian anyway.