Today is National Plumber’s Day

Today is National Plumber’s Day! And what would we do without those men with their plungers and snakes all ready to clean out our pipes? So today I present a naughty tribute to those (sometimes) sexy men. And some of these are pretty naughty and very well might be considered NSFW. No full on nudity…but only a few steps away from.

By the way, today is also National Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day, National DNA Day, National East Meets West Day aka Elbe Day (whatever in the world that means), National Hairstylist Appreciation Day, National Crayola Day, National Telephone Day, National Zucchini Bread Day, National Parental Alienation Day (I read the description and I still didn’t understand this one), National Poem in You Pocket Day (??), National Red Hat Society Day, National Mani-Pedi Day, World Malaria Day and World Penguin Day.

I could have done something about one of those instead. But my naughty nature took control and this is what you get!

Hope you enjoy!
BG “Ben” Thomas

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A Very Naughty Easter

Happy Easter! Today is a day of renewal. Today of resurrection. And day of promise. I want you to know that I do know that. It is something I can’t forget having been raised very strict Baptist.

But I also am a big old gay boy and I believe in my heart of heart of hearts that God gave us our sexuality for a reason…to be loved and enjoyed and cherished. If it was only procreation, then why wouldn’t human females go into heat and those pheromones drive males into uncontrollable lust and we f*ck without being able to control ourselves like most mammals?

And why, prey tell, would the prostate, on average, be located about five to six inches inside the rectum and the average erect penis be five to six inches long if the Universe hadn’t had a reason for it? Because you know there is an old gay saying that goes, “If God had meant for men to be f*cked He would have put a hole in his ass.”

I also believe that God has a sense of humor. What else could explain the duck billed platypus?

All that is meant to say that I hope you have the sense of humor to enjoy what lies behind the cut.

But click at your own risk! There are VERY Work Unsafe Pictures Beyond! Enter at you own risk! And I hope you enjoy!

NAUGHTY PICTURES AFTER THIS POINT!

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